Question: Where is somebody speak Sjællandsk?

Answer: At Sjælland where they actually speak Danish.

Maybe you don't have areas, where you come from, and no fun with the other
from there?

Sjælland is an island belonging to Denmark like Fyn and Greenland. But Greenland is bigger than Fyn.

Norway and Sweden was before a part of Denmark. But we sold them, because they were too far away, but not longer than you can swim over there.

We (another king) sold Norway to them speaking Norwegian and Sweden to the other who speak Swedish.

In Denmark we understand them if they are yelling over here, because it's just Danish with dialect.

It's easy to swim to Fyn and maybe also to Sjælland but not to Greenland.
I will not try, because I better like to make Batch than Bath.

We don't plan to sell neither Fyn or Sjælland (Hope that's not disappointing you), Because we have built a bridge to them. First we built a bridge to Fyn. And were able to see the house of the writer Hans Christian Andersen. Then the other bridge to Zealand (Sjælland).

Ole Rømer (The first man on earth, who could see the speed of light) prefers Sjælland instead of Fyn.

That's because there was a bigger tower at Sjælland (Rundetaarn).

Ole was not running so fast, but that was not necessary. He also used the tower for many other things.

I live in one of the biggest city in Denmark with 50 KB people!!! What. Yes! - nearly 50 thousand. There is about 5 mill Danes including Fyn, Sjælland and Greenland. Most of them do not batch, that's for nerds! (I'm not a nerd. I help nerds)

Now I better speak about my town. The other 49.999 here, make no batch. That's my job. OK, maybe there is one more, but I never met any.

In my town there is one little sex shop and about 20 churches, but none of them are normally filled up. If there where, then the 50.000 could be there, but only about 5 to 10 people in the other place. (It's about 12 square meters like my room). I have been there once. That's not because I don't have a girlfriend (I don't think, that a wife be willing to see, so many home build computers in my sleeping room - that's probably why I don't have such a thing)

Now back to the shop. No, the reason to be there, was that, he had placed it close to the post office and I took the wrong door.

I ran so fast out the door that I was not able to see all those magazines with girls from the U.S.A.

So, after that, I ran fast and straight home to make some Batch.

Most people here are farmers, but we have some indrustries, for example Lego and Danfoss. But it's not easy to get a job here. As for one like me, witout a good schooling. I taught myself building computers and making programs and things that I like. For one month ago, I could maybe able to write 7 or 8 English words: Adult, batch and check...

moreover, I drink water/milk, eat couple of cold breads and don't see many people, so I'm properly not going to live so long.

In Denmark you have to pay for your Internet access (included in our telephone bills). It's not sure that I'm able to pay my next telephone bills and I might lose my Internet connection. I'm anyway happy, specially for my computers. I could have TV and radio, but I better like all my big computers.

We have no goldmines or other mines. Anyway a rich country.

Besides Ole Rømer, Søren Kierkegaard, H.C.Andersen and Niels Bohr, there is probably other from Denmark over here, that you have heard about.

Tucho Brahe or H.C. Ørsted for example (who discovered the electricity and those ... Don't know the English word. But it's those wee all play with like toys, but

without discovering anything besides when we get an electricity,

but It doesn't happen in Denmark where we have put them inside insulators.

So, are they/there - I mean that Einstein who moved to Germany (we have border to them, so no bridge was necessary. He later moved to U.S.A. to meet Bose)

The Germans tried to get Denmark many, many times! - But without success.
Today our special corps (hunter and frogman) are strong. Not all 5 millions Danes defended the border. Me for example, I was not born at that time, so forgive, if that's a valid excuse.

They never got Denmark. Last time there was a war, a bigger one (year 1933-1945), they neither got us. Because The King invited them (They stood anyway side-by-side, outside the border and looked over here), so no blood and all this I don't like. After a short period they begin to abuse/take advantage of they're position. They shut one of the priests. (Kaj Munk).

We also helped some Jews during the war. I think the war ended the same year, but I'm not so sure about that.

The Germans went home, but came again as tourists, just to swim in the ocean.

For about 1000 years ago, before the two gangways, we build many ships for our selves. At that time we were not called Danes, but Vikings.

Then The King (Harald Bluetooth) told us about Jesus. I think it's because of him, we have the about 20 churches and few post offices in my town.

In fact the king (Christian 4th) lived in my town. But the castle, by an accident caught fire

I can see the ruin outside my Batch room. I like to go there to see the nice lake with ducks swimming outside the castle.

In Denmark a mother can leave her child outside a store and nothing ever happens. I have heard that could not be done in the U.S.A. - where those cowboys all time shooting those who plucks our ducks outside the castle. But I have never seen them. Only on TV and I don't think, that I can swim over there. But I have not tried!

Many from the U.S.A have visited our country. Clinton, Whitney Houston, Tjerno Myrdin...

They come here every year to visit us. I don't remember the exact date, but it's about the 4th of July.

I have nothing against them. Oh, before I forget, Mandela also visit our country, but he comes from another place.

In the winter there can be around minus 35 Celsius (outside). In the summer also, but then plus, not minus.

I always have coffee ready, so maybe if you...